Thursday, March 29, 2012

Personal Project

As of late, I've been feeling a fire under my ass to get back to work
My ears have been ringing.
We all know what that means.

So I've been working on
"Mi Proyecto Personal"
I rather not count my chickens before they hatch.
So for now I'm sitting on my eggs & putting in the work for it to happen.

Ill leave you with some photos til I'm ready.
The only person who came to mind to help me with this was my younger sister,Yesselynn (@Kittysqueezer) with a gorgeous face & the dimensions of a model from Milan, shes damn near perfect by fashion standards.

Plus she doesn't have that bitchy model attitude & she actually eats like a frat boy... I like feeding my models.
Lol

Model: Yesselynn
Twitter/Instagram: @Kittysqueezer
Hair/MakeUp/Styling: KarlaVaVaVoom
Twitter/Instagram: @KarlaVaVaVoom
Booking for either: Karlakaryme@yahoo.com

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

@Kittysqueezer

You need some of her in your life.
Just turned 18.
5'7" and a size 0.
Looks like a tiny super model.
Mouth of a Sailor
Wardrobe of Steven Tyler lol
Follow her.
Instagram & Twitter:
@KittySqueezer

Monday, March 26, 2012

Questionable White Girl.

I'm usually not a fan of super skinny girls. But when a skinnie Minnie has pizzaz to her. How can you not like her? Her antics & sobriety at times are a questionable as the people she surrounds herself with but I can't help the fact...
That I have a crush on Kate Moss.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Las Vegas Divorce *Andre 3000 voice

The Las Vegas Divorce
"the separation of two people who use to show love to one another. Etc: friends, family, man & wife. Business associates."

I've divorced many people in the last few years. Lol.
Sounds comical on paper, actually on paper it's expensive.
$948 expensive. Lmao.

No but what I meant is 'Metaphorically'
I've divorced many 'friends & acquaintances', sometimes it's been their fault, sometimes mine. Maybe a few have been mutual.
& one or two have been for my own good.
There will be times, when snipping people outta your life will help you blossom into a better person.

Like a Rose bush, a rose bush needs to be pruned of dead leaves & dry flowers, if not, it will not expand & reach it's full potential.

In Vegas, especially, losing friends & associates is the norm. In a city where people come make their profit & leave, what can we expect. Ever since elementary school, my best friend in every grade was different.

In a town built on the loose morals, ego & self centered ideals what can we expect. If we've divorced, I apologize & I filed the paperwork in a little cabinet in my heart.

But like the saying goes
"I asked god to protect me from my enemies & I started losing friends."

So if you've had a 'Las Vegas Divorce' recently, don't look back, your future is ahead of you.

(Inspired by Outkast's 'Hollywood Divorce')

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Where are you now? No VH1

Ever stop & look back to where you've been & can't believe you made it to your current destination?
Well that's where I'm located.
I think back to where I was a year, 5 years ago, even 10 years ago from now & I'm blessed to say that love my current destination.

I couldn't have mapped it out better.

I have the two children I've always dreamed of.

I gave birth to my son, Emery Rayne, on February 5th, 2012, which is why I decided to take a break last year.

Also last year on November 13, 2011
I had a very small 20 person wedding & became Kaz's wife.

So once again,
What do you do when you've accomplished your version of your happily ever after?
Grab another pen & start on Volume II it's time for me to work on my penmanship & begin my next few chapters.
I'm talented, thats not cocky, That's the truth. It's my time.
I have Valentina & Emery on each hand, & Kaz has my back & my heart.

Watch me write a Classic.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Lets do like a Hot Dog & Ketchup lol

"Where the Hell have you been?!?!?"

The most common question Ive heard lately.

Dont Trip Little Shoelace.

How can I explain this, Everythings different as of lately. All for the Best.


Ive had one of those moments when everything you've ever wanted has been set in front of you.
This is the moment in your life when you realize that sometimes, you can sacrifice one life for the Other life youve always wanted. Let me break it down.

My daughter Valentina is turning 2 years old. Now for those of you who know of her, know she's my world & god knows ive been blessed to be her mom. She's so funny and loving, loves to dance to "Fly like G6" and quick to kiss you and cheer
you up when you most need it....


Ive been dedicating myself solely to her.... and well someone else. That leads me to my next subject: HIM

Sometimes LIFE brings things into your life that you weren't expecting.
A PERFECT example of that would be HIM.
You could have asked anyone, love was the furthest thing from my mind & then HE changed it all.
He gave me HOPE & showed me a form of LOVE i hadn't felt in a long time, better yet, a form of LOVE no one had EVER given me .

The HIM I speak of is Tyler or as most of Vegas knows him, Kaz.

It was unexpected to say the least, it started out with a simple walk in the park that now, has evolved into something so much bigger.

Ive found a partner, he makes me stronger and thinks i'm beautiful, and ABOVE all that he loves my daughter, and that in its self is the GREATEST gift he could ever give me....

On that note i know it maybe soon, but he recently asked my father for my hand in Marriage...
&
a Wedding date has been set for Saturday, May, 12th 2011

So if i seem busy, its because I am. In between planning a wedding & my two year old and fiancee my hands are pretty much more than full.

Im STILL Ambitious Karla Va Va Voom that will NEVER Change, i just had my dream life offered to me and im signing on the dotted line.

The house, The Husband, and the Family Ive always wanted.

Got one of the hottest chicks in the Game wearin' his Chain, & hat& ring. lol

So just keep an eye out for the New last Name,

.

Friday, May 13, 2011

EQ bracelets now available at SUITE160 in Mandalay Bay Las vegas


One of the companies I support is EQ-LOVE.com ...
The bracelets i adore, great for running or an kind of athlete. I use them for yoga.
Myself & Kaz ( @PayTheFee ) my boyfriend both have the matching EQ bracelet from the White Collection.
Cop yours today at SUITE 160 inside Mandalay Bay Casino or online at EQ-LOVE.COM